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So here are the pieces I wrote for porn battle this time. my first time participating and it's FUN!

1) "Future Lies": Eureka Seven, Holland/Talho, promise
I have no idea why it took me so lond to finally get to that fandom, because OMG it's beautifull, even though I couldn't give less crap about the coralians and the giant mecha. Holland and Talho are just PERFECT together. It's like a HiruMamo that was taken five steps further. I don't know why it ended so quickly, because these two deserve a spin-off of their own, they are so ridiculous, cute, cuddly, we-are-having-a-baby-awesome. I wrote the piece because I like the manga-verse a bit better.

2)"Drink Up": Eyeshield 21, Hiruma/Mamori/Musashi, coffee
The obligatory piece, probably put down espesially for me. )))

3)"This wasn't in the Codex": AssCreed 2, Ezio/Leonardo, invention
Three firsts for this one: first explicit yaoi, first game fandom fic, first AssCreed fic. Dedicated to [info]kiokushitakaa, because she loves this game even more than I do. Pity there were no Altair promts. Oh, Altair and your pissy face!.. =3 <3
18th-Jan-2010 07:33 am - [BlaBla] Nyan-koi!
Nyan Koi! - Nagi WTF
Today I would like to talk about manga and animu. Again.
But first, a story!

Many years ago, there was a girl whose mom loved cats. She loved them big time: furry ones, fat ones, multicolored ones, you name it. the cats loved thar mom as well, because the woman fed like a turkey for thanksgiving, and let them sleep on her bed, and let them climb on her like she was a damn tree, dug up her vegetable garden, and all the fun times. She even talked to them, and spend a lot of time naming them and taking care of them.
The girl also had a sister who also loved cats (mostly because of the mom), but who had to give it away because having a cat in an appartment is unbearable.
The girl loved cats big time, because cats were awesome. Because her mom loved them, there were a couple of them around all the time for years and years.
In the end, because of all the cat fur, the girl developed a mild skin allergy and is not allowed to have cats anymore. Or dogs for that matter.
The End.

Yeah, that's a true story of my familly and me. And Cats.

And now for the manga and animu.

Every cat lover I know is obsessive. The cats are to be fed, played with, and totally loved. That is what usually is expected from cat lover by other (normal) people and from cats themselves. Because every cat lover knows: cats are dicks.
As a matter of pure coincidence, I stumbled across the anime Nyan-Koi! on this fine holidays. Remember that "Cats are dicks" thing I said like ten seconds ago?
This anime/manga is that statement OVER 9000.
Let me go into details:

The Plot:
There was this guy who had an allergy for cats. Because his siblings were sadistic, they had the same cat ever since he was a kid, but that doesn't really matter. So one day, while the guy was returning from school, he was kicking the can an insidentally broke the staues of a local cat god thing. Now he is curse, can understand cats better than doctor Dolittle, and has to solve all the problems of the local cats to get uncursed. In his quest, he is helped by his cat, the other cat, and some other cats. Oh if he doesn't lift the curse - wait for it - he is going to turn into a cat himself and die of the allergy he is going to have FOR HIMSELF.

The Characters:
+The guy: The protagonist of the series, failing at life as any other teenage boy does. But in a rather cool way. His karma just hates him.
+Cat #1: The cool cat, withthe cool face, and a cool scarf. And a fixed opiniong that her owner is an idiot.
+Cat #2: The Annoying Cat (I kinda love him the most becuase he so reminds me of my mother's cats). The cat for a dynamic duo with Cat #1 (which makes me sorry for a poor creature, two idiots in one packeage is a bit too much).
+Girl #1: The love interest. I like her. I don't usually like the airheads, but She Is Hardcore Adorable.
+Girl #2: The childhood friend. This character taught me a little bit about Japanese culture which made me go WTF. The more you know.
+Nagi (on the chair): I Love Nagi. You will love Nagi to if you knew how awesome Nagi is.
+Twins: don't care for them much, they are kinda annoying.
+The Postwoman: You know, there is this thing that sometimes you think: "Hah, that is so this one person I know." This is what's happening to this particular character. The moment I first watched an episode with her, I thought: "If [info]lampazo_libre was a manga/anime character, that would be her."

The Crack: ALL OVER THE PLACE. [info]kiokushitakaa will appreciate the randomly appearing guy in skirts. And CATZ.
The Art: Pretty good, as you might have seen from the character examples. This is one of the rare cases when the anime leaves the character designs almost identical to the original, which made mepersonally very happy.
The Story: Is like a catchy tune. I started watching the first episode because I was bored and before I knew it, I was half way through the first season.
Coffee & Cigarettes
So, I guess, some of you remember that post I had couple of months ago, about a very intelligent girl on DA, being "supa smart" about her ES21 motivational posters?

Well, I told her she had it coming. She didn't believe me. Too bad.

With this ongoing giggle-snort-puke thing going on about the other girl on DA, I decided to actually check up on what actually happened to my favorite DA drama queen [right after Snapesnogger she goes].

Now, would you look at that. XD
ES21 - Hiruma/Mamori
Title: Not Much Snow, Not So White
Pairing: Hiruma/Mamori
Rating: PG13
Genre: Romance, AU
My notes: This is the present for dearest [info]charpieinuse. I'm terribly sory for taking so long to write this, but in my excuse, it's bloody huge, a bit bigger than my diploma work for uni, and I tried to be funny (I fail massively at that). As demanded, I did some fairytale stuff, a very loose take on Snow White and Seven Dwarfs.
I wish you Merry Christmas, Happy New year and all the goodness you can get.

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KHR - Yama/Goku
Title: Nothing out of ordinary
Pairing: Light YamaGoku, mostly gen, LOTS of cameos.
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Humor
Notes: [info]10quotes part 2. I must really love Varia causing things to go down. I don't really like this one, though.

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12th-Nov-2009 09:05 pm - Alright, I need help.
Coffee & Cigarettes
Okay, my lovely writing and reading friends, I need help.
At the moment, apart from writing crappy fanfiction, I'm also working on the thing that will be grade-wise determining to my BA degree and I want it to SPARKLE [but not twilight-sparkle, that's just... bad].
So I ask if anyone is willing to beta this beautiful piece of original work I'm writing, I would be very gratefull.

On the story itself:
- It will be 8000 words long, but I won't dump it all on you in one go. I'm still writing it, so you'll be getting it in steady bits.
- It's a fantasy/humor story about a teenage boy in a very... interesting universe.
- It a has a lisping Finnish vampire, who lives in a pink - technically peach - house. What else do you want?

If you would like to help, please comment.

...pretty pretty please?
KHR - Yama/Goku
Title: Take only what you need
Pairing: Light YamaGoku, with multiple cameos
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Humor
Notes: Written for [info]10quotes. The quote will be given in the end. Unfortunatelly, it should be part of the text [some minor changes acceptable]. I decided I'm going to start writing YamaGoku, and no one will stop me.

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18th-Sep-2009 10:41 pm - [BlaBla] - You. Here. Fill this in.
Coffee & Cigarettes
Stoned monkey at the keyboard makes more sense than I do today.
So fill this in and feel the love.
...Even anyone still reads this thing, I guess.

1. Name:
2. Birthday:
3. Where do you live:
4: What are you studying/What are you working as:
5. What makes you happy:
6. What are you listening to now/have listened to last:
7. What is particularly good/bad about my LJ:
8. An interesting fact about you:
9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. Favorite place to be:
11. Favorite lyric:
12. Best time of the year:
13. Weirdest food you like:

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A song:
4: A band:

FANDOM
1. Favorite Fandom:
2. OTP/OT3:
3. Icon/Fic Journal (so I can join):

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Put this in your lj so I can tell you what I think of you?
ES21 - Hiruma/Mamori/Musashi
Title: The way to men't heart
Pairing: HiruMamoMusa
Rating:PG
Genre: romance
Notes: Yay! I passed 10. I am so awesome, I still have 90 left. Okay, 89. Funtimes... I recently noticed I write a lot from Gen's perspective. Strange.

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20th-Aug-2009 03:50 pm - [ES21 - Fanfic] Princess familiar
ES21 - Hiruma/Mamori/Musashi
Title: Princess familiar
Pairing: HiruMamoMusa
Rating: R
Genre: Romance
Notes: Title obviously inspired by Princess Familiar by Alanis Morrisette [I can't be bothered to look up the spelling for her name]. This is a charming tale of Musashi discovering that in reality he is not as gay as he thought. ...Gen, darling, why do I torture you so?...

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